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Food Problems
Two weeks ago I realized that I wasn’t eating enough. This is definitely a first for me. I love food. All food. Especially bacon, Graeter’s ice cream, Boston Creme doughnuts, pickles, and Cool Ranch Doritos, none of which are exactly at the top of the list of “Miracle Belly-Fat Trimming Foods of 2016!” Consequently, I’ve never had…
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Eye Roll Therapy
“Do you think self-discovery is lame and cheesy?” My counselor is all sincerity and seriousness, leaning her tiny frame back on the edge of her giant desk. I resist the urge to laugh at the question, an urge I have to resist often in this office. “No,” I say, looking at my thinking spot, the…
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A Tale of Two Ditches
Mr. Potato Head and I believe in breakfast. Eating a good breakfast jumpstarts your metabolism, gives you energy to get through the morning, and assures you of eating at least one solid meal today, in case the Zombie Apocalypse strikes later on and you’re too busy running for your life to stop and eat. My…
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Frog Hunting
I don’t want to tell you about this, but I’m going to. So consider yourselves in my inner circle of confidentiality. In my continuing effort to improve my life skills, I have (very reluctantly and recently) joined the massive social experiment that is called Online Dating. In case you haven’t ever experienced it, online dating…
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Motivation Station
I’ve been fielding a lot of questions and smart remarks lately about how I motivate myself to get up and work out, especially at 5am. So I thought I’d make you a list ways to get yourself to exercise, whether that’s going to CrossFit, playing tennis, doing yoga, or working on your smiling muscles in the…
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The Mirror’s Never Enough
Lately I’ve been thinking that I could cut my own hair if I could just take my head off. Have you ever thought about the fact that you will never actually see the back of your head with just your eyes? You can use mirrors, or look at pictures, or have someone describe it to…